This is pretty much me in the shower
when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????
And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:
IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS
This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.
What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best.
i was thinkin about this gif in the shower and i started laughing so hard i slipped n fell and tore the shower curtain down
when someone changes the topic in a conversation and you had something interesting to say
I don’t know what Eurovision is but it sounds like Europe’s Hunger Games
that is literally what it is
when art you’re proud of doesn’t get any notes
I tell people this all the time. The scary part?
There are lots who don’t believe me.
Try telling people how the figure of Jesus is inspired of the greek and roma representations of Apollo.