Haven't you heard? I don't have a heart.

Oct 21

crime investigation show

qtbot:

hacker: im booting up the computer
detective: in ENGLISH god damn it !

(vía connorkawaii)

Ok now I’m off

fUCK I FORGOT THE NAME STICKER OH SHIT

Sooo I’m off. Let’s see how it goes for me.

sssn-neptune-vasilias:

the-stray-liger:

sssn-neptune-vasilias:

sssn-neptune-vasilias:

Jaune’s mom is NOT gonna be happy about how he’s been spending time at school in my Arkos fic. She sent this scraggly little blonde kid home and he came back some buff Viking with a taste for red carpet (if you know what I mean)

What the fuck was I thinking when I wrote this?

I don’t know but I still lose it when I read “buff viking with a taste for red carpet”

Headcanon: Jaune likes to call himself a celebrity because of how often he tastes the red carpet

Please go to church

xrayandmicoo:

people who constantly complain about roosterteeth yet they refuse to stop watching

image

(vía fuckyeahroosterteethproductions)

mistress-laufeyson:

ramon-salamander:

witchlingfumbles:

GUISE

GUISE

IF YOU HIT “X+C” IT SHUTS OFF EVERY GIF ON YOUR DASH

EVERY SINGLE ONE TURNS TO A LITTLE GREY BOX WITH A LOCK

GUISE

TUMBLR HAS MADE ITSELF SAFE FOR EPILEPTICS

PASS IT ON

I BRING FORTH THIS KNOWLEDGE TO ANY FELLOW TUMBLRITES/SEIZURE-PRONE PEOPLE THAT MAY FOLLOW ME

KINDLY THANK THE OP FOR THIS KNOWLEDGE

I AM A HUMBLE MESSENGER

oh i thought this would be useful for when your parents walk by but ok

(Fuente: nosuchthingasfiction, vía sssn-neptune-vasilias)

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sssn-neptune-vasilias:

sssn-neptune-vasilias:

Jaune’s mom is NOT gonna be happy about how he’s been spending time at school in my Arkos fic. She sent this scraggly little blonde kid home and he came back some buff Viking with a taste for red carpet (if you know what I mean)

What the fuck was I thinking when I wrote this?

I don’t know but I still lose it when I read “buff viking with a taste for red carpet”

Managed to more or less fix my glasses somehow with a credit card.
Which reminds me I only have 1000 colones left in cash so it’s very unlikely that I’ll drop by Allan’s.
Oh well. I’ll cross that bridge when I get there.

Managed to more or less fix my glasses somehow with a credit card.

Which reminds me I only have 1000 colones left in cash so it’s very unlikely that I’ll drop by Allan’s.

Oh well. I’ll cross that bridge when I get there.